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Part 2 - A Day in Paradise
We get up early Saturday morning to check things out, but
first, breakfast. With some trepidation we make our way to the dining room as
we've had bad experiences in the past with Cuban cuisine. We are very
pleasantly surprised to find out it has all kinds of goodies. Fresh fruit,
oranges, grapefruit, some sort of guava or mango, pineapple, all fresh cut
right in front of you. Plenty of Cuban coffee (mmmmmm),
fresh squeezed orange juice (there is a machine that they put whole oranges
into, peel & all & you see them being made into juice), rolls, a
toaster for sliced bread, tons of butter (lacking at last years resort) a huge
buffet table of hot foods (pancakes, sausage (well sort of, kind of hot doggy),
fried potatoes, French toast, all kinds of stuff), and to top it off, there?s a
woman at the end of the table with 2 cast iron frying pans making omelets or
fried eggs, whatever you want right to order in front of you with fresh eggs.
Heaven!!! A very satisfying breakfast. The dining room has several
sections, one slightly elevated section (one or two steps) indoors with open
windows, or holes for windows, remember there's no winter there, an outdoor
section, and a section near the lobby. It's great. We wander around to check
the place out. It's huge. Massive pool, with a swim up bar (I've always wanted
to go to a place with a swim up bar), gorgeous palms all over the place, an
outdoor grill, lots of buildings (hotel rooms) integrated into the fauna, you
hardly notice them. We go to the beach. Not as nice as Varadero, but the
scenery is much better. Spectacular scenery, mountains in the background and
also behind the hotel. Interestingly enough, it can be raining inland, but
where we are, the mountains hold the clouds up & we get sunshine & warm
temps. Awesome. It's kind of clammy in the lobby, about 80-85 early on, but a
nice breeze, just enough so you don't feel the heat too much. You still know
it's hot, & the swimming pool looks very inviting already. We meet with the
tour rep at 9:30 & sign up for a bunch of tours. A 2 hour horseback ride on
Sunday afternoon, a full day trip to Santiago on Tuesday, a 1/2 day trip to La Gran
Piedra (the highest point in Cuba, 1,131 meters above sea level) on Wednesday,
and a 1/2 day snorkeling trip on Thursday. We only have a week so have to cram
things in. Next year I can see taking the snorkeling trip again but spending
the majority of our time around the pool or on the beach. The tour guide
informs us that we are the only people signed up for the day trip to Santiago,
so it may be cancelled, as they need at least 8 people. We'll have to wait
& see.... more on that later. Now it's time to explore the environs of the local area. We
pass the guarded gate to the hotel complex and within moments are accosted by
the local "cigar" guy offering us cigars straight from the factory
that his brother works in. You know what? I'm convinced that everyone in Cuba
has a brother working in a cigar factory! He takes us aside so that the
security guards at the gate (they keep the guests from being pestered by
beggars & hustlers while in the complex) can't see & we hear his pitch.
Between my broken Spanish & his broken English we manage to communicate. I
know what I want so tell him & he insists on $40 US. No way, (I've done
this before) so get them for $30. 25 Cohiba Robustos (about 5? long, almost an
inch in diameter) in a nice wooden cube box (Market price demands about $240 U.S.
if they are from the Dominican Republic, real Cubans command almost $400 U.S. for
the box back here, really!). We are to come back at 8:15 the following morning
& "do the deal". Fine, we continue on our way along the driveway
out to the road that passes by the complex, the only road around for miles. It
leads into Santiago one way, and I imagine Guantanamo the other. We walk along
a hundred yards or so and are accosted by a couple of "chicitas" with
their pimp. Rather large older "chicitas", if you know what I mean.
They want some clothes or soap. We have neither but promise to see them again
if we should ever come back that way (yeah right). Nancy says that I was lucky
I wasn't by myself or they really would have wanted something else, LOL. We
continue on & come across a nice cactus garden & take some pictures.
Time to go back to the hotel as it is very hot by now & we're on a road,
making it even hotter. We decide to go back through a fairly open wooded area
near the shore and are again accosted by a rather decrepit looking 1/2 crippled
older gentleman again trying to sell us not only cigars, but Rum and a guided
tour of Santiago. Jeeezus...the guy won't leave us alone, blah blah blah, he
follows us & won't shut up. Finally we agree to see his "wares"
& he takes us to a fence near the boundary of the hotel grounds, where
there is a cop/security guard on the other side of the fence, obviously on the
take, keeping an eye out to make sure we don't steal his precious cigars &
rum. We make a 1/2-hearted promise to return should we want some & make out
way back to the hotel, still followed by this guy continuing on with his non-relenting
diatribe. Once safely back in the hotel, we check out the store. Not
much in the way of souvenirs. The rum is cheap though & they have a fridge
full of cold bottled water, pop, & Cuban Cristal beer. We changed into our
bathing suits back in the room and wandered down to the pool & the beach.
We decided on the pool. This is where we met Francisco, the bar tender, quite a
character. This guy was extremely animated & we tipped him a lot. When we
got home we even sent him pictures we took of him and an elastic bandage for
his knee, which was sent off just this morning. We spent a very pleasant
morning sipping rum drinks (the bar opens at 10, it's fairly busy from the word
go, believe me) alternating between the pool & the beach. At lunchtime we
decide to go back to the dining room but discovered an outdoor grill on the way
back to the room. Well, screw the dining room; let's have lunch here! It was
excellent, except for this weird hamburger type thing that looked under cooked.
We left that alone but had grilled fish & chicken, salad, bread & table
service with white wine, beer, red wine, whatever you wanted. They burn palm leaves
to get it going & then cook on those coals. Awesome. Great flavour. After lunch we went back to the pool for more relaxation. It
was great. We spent most of the afternoon sitting in the pool at the swim up
bar. Supper comes at about 7:30. The dining room was busier than the pool or
the beach was (where were all these people all day?), but the food was
excellent, and table service again once you finished with the get it yourself
buffet. They had an area where they would put huge roasts of beef, or chickens,
or turkey legs, or pork, or fish & carve great slathering chunks off for
you in addition to the buffet. After dinner, time for the nightly
entertainment. It started at 9:30, so we had a little time. We went down to the
beach for a walk & had a bit of a snooze on a chair. Quite a lot of rum for
one day! The entertainment was some ?guess that tune? thing. Nancy was doing
very well, running up to the stage & getting quite a few right. Then they
started giving out 5 points per answer & this girl who only got 2 or 3
right won because of the skewed points system. What a rip. People even came up
to Nancy the next day & said that she should have won. Oh well, it was all
in fun anyway. To bed after the show, 11:00p.m. & beat! Filed under Adventures in the Caribbean, Sep 10, 2005
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